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On May 19th, 1942 BBC engineers were recording nightingales singing in a garden when 197 Lancaster bombers flew overhead forming a compelling counterpoint to the birdsong [Cool]
Warm winter weather covers most of the lower 48. Al Gore quickly trying to blame oil companies for "Arctic Oscillation" [Cool]
Four-year-old girl with cancer has accident at school. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that her teacher was a scumbag about it [Sick]
According to scientists, some women can store sperm for years. Your mom finds that a little hard to swallow [Spiffy]
Even with those Nude-O-Scopes, the TSA is still not able to tell the difference between a gun and an insulin pump [Dumbass]